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Private Eye feed through LiveJournal [28 Dec 2004|01:52am]
jdbartlett
Every fortnight, the Private Eye team update their website with a couple of tidbits from their latest issue. Being an Englishman living overseas, I’m very grateful for this, because it’s the only way I can read the bloody thing.

This, however, means visiting the website every fortnight, and I’m a scatterbrain when it comes to such things. With this in mind, I used some programming skills to syndicate the following RSS feed for personal use. I thought I’d let you in on it, too:

http://www.jdbartlett.com/rss/private-eye.xml

I would also like a hand with something. What would be really neat would be to create a syndicated LiveJournal account to turn this RSS feed into something we can all add to our friends lists. What that would mean is that each week, our friends lists could be updated with the latest from private-eye.co.uk, including (if it keeps working as well as it does right now) images of the strips and look-alikes.

Unfortunately, this can only be set up by someone who owns a paid-for LiveJournal account, something my current budget doesn’t allow for. If anyone in this community has a paid-for LiveJournal account, please click here and scroll down to the bottom of the page that loads up, then paste the URL of the Private Eye RSS feed (http://www.jdbartlett.com/rss/private-eye.xml) into the textbox marked “Feed URL” and click submit -- that’s all it takes.

For more information about LiveJournal’s syndicated accounts feature, please click here. For an example of something like this having been done in the past, please click here to see The Onion's syndicated LiveJournal account.
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[29 Aug 2004|12:24am]

unsafe_emails
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[07 Aug 2004|12:38am]

ms_lucifer
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Misty & Sams Cash! [12 Jul 2004|02:25am]

arden
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here's some cool things about the program....

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• FREE Membership
• Database purged 2 x DAILY (20+ day inactives)
• Get Paid for Reading Your eMail
• Get Paid for Clicking on ads
• Get Paid For Running Our AutoSurf traffic exchange
• LOW $10.00 Dollar Payout for Free Members!
• Cash Only Emails - no point emails
• No Paid Emails less than 1 Cent
• No unpaid emails - even admin news emails are paid
• Huge Paid To Click Section
• Five Upgraded Memberships Available
• Assorted Contests, Random Payouts and Surprises!
• Site Forum with Polls and Forum Only Contests
• Send in your Birth Day/Month for a Bday Surprise!
• 5 Ref levels of commission under you Level 1 - 15%
Level 2 - 10%
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Level 5 - 5%&nbsp;&nbsp;


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here's some cool things about the program....

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• FREE Membership
• Database purged 2 x DAILY (20+ day inactives)
• Get Paid for Reading Your eMail
• Get Paid for Clicking on ads
• Get Paid For Running Our AutoSurf traffic exchange
• LOW $10.00 Dollar Payout for Free Members!
• Cash Only Emails - no point emails
• No Paid Emails less than 1 Cent
• No unpaid emails - even admin news emails are paid
• Huge Paid To Click Section
• Five Upgraded Memberships Available
• Assorted Contests, Random Payouts and Surprises!
• Site Forum with Polls and Forum Only Contests
• Send in your Birth Day/Month for a Bday Surprise!
• 5 Ref levels of commission under you Level 1 - 15%
Level 2 - 10%
Level 3 -&nbsp; 5%&nbsp;&nbsp; Level 4 - 5%
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• FREE Membership
• Database purged 2 x DAILY (20+ day inactives)
• Get Paid for Reading Your eMail
• Get Paid for Clicking on ads
• Get Paid For Running Our AutoSurf traffic exchange
• LOW $10.00 Dollar Payout for Free Members!
• Cash Only Emails - no point emails
• No Paid Emails less than 1 Cent
• No unpaid emails - even admin news emails are paid
• Huge Paid To Click Section
• Five Upgraded Memberships Available
• Assorted Contests, Random Payouts and Surprises!
• Site Forum with Polls and Forum Only Contests
• Send in your Birth Day/Month for a Bday Surprise!
• 5 Ref levels of commission under you Level 1 - 15%
Level 2 - 10%
Level 3 -&nbsp; 5%&nbsp;&nbsp; Level 4 - 5%
Level 5 - 5%&nbsp;&nbsp;


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[18 May 2004|04:09pm]

ali_abbas
[ mood | armless and happy ]

I am Ali Abbas. I have no arms. Fact.

You may know me from the papers, or you may even have read my biography. Embrace me as your own.

I lost my arms, parents, and dignity in the Iraq war. I have just shat my burkha.

It smells really bad........

add me?

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Hey Judge, I was wondering if you would be interested in a time-share... [28 Sep 2003|02:15pm]

jayfo
Two federal court judges in the tenth circuit this week have decided that the Federal "Do Not Call list" is unconstitutional or illegal, mostly because it infringes on the tenuous "Commercial free-speech" rights of TELEMARKETERS, as set out as caselaw in Virginia State Board of Pharmacy v. Virginia Citizens Council, Zauderer v. Office of Disciplinary Counsel, and Central Hudson Gas & Electric v. Pub Serv. Comm'n.

They say in part, that "Commercial Expression not only serves the economic interests of the speaker but also assists consumers and furthers the societal interest in the fullest possible dissemination of information."
PDF file of Nottingham's Decision

Well, I know how to get back at those scheming Federal Judges. Here's their office phone numbers.

The Honorable Judge Lee R. WEST
Chamber's phone numbers:
Wilma (405) 609-5140
Beverly (405) 609-5142
Tim (405) 609-5163

The Honorable Judge Edward W. NOTTINGHAM
Chambers: (303) 844-5018
Clerk's office (303) 844-3433

Please call them. They might want to buy something you are selling. Are you selling magazine subscriptions? Did they win a three-day cruise to the Bahamas? Do they need to add three inches to their male parts? Are they pre-approved for a low interest credit card? Before you spend money on listing something with eBay, go ahead and call. See what you can get them to buy. Remember, it's not annoying, you are only "serving your own economic interests, and assisting consumers and furthering the societal interest in the fullest possible dissemination of your information!!!!"

Written by JB Atwood, Jr., an attorney in practice in Alabama.
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Uh, oh, you're in trouble... [06 May 2003|12:06pm]
everyinchofme
I have my own site now...www.cynthia-leigh.com
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Spamming... [05 May 2003|10:04am]
everyinchofme
Click it, buh!!!




Click to subscribe to Cynthia Leigh: American Geiko
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More b.s. [09 Apr 2003|12:57am]
everyinchofme
[ mood | B.S.ing ]

Okay, I'm going to plug several sites here:

Angelic-Cosplay.net
Varietease.com
Cherry-bomb.net
Holliwould.com
Goddessbeth.com
Cosplaygirls.com

And one community:

hottiesonly: its like nonuglies, but better.

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like this community??? [30 Dec 2002|12:42am]

midori
[ mood | rushed ]

big_dick_celeb

a community about tragic british oversexed tv presenters etc who are rather busy with their dicks a lot ;) lol, it's kind of random and run by me and cherrylipsx.

ideal for british lj members who find sex scandal and pathetic celebrities (who appear in heat and ok too often) funny. so you guys might enjoy :)

ps- sorry, shamless plug :/

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ha, y'all got to see this [12 Dec 2002|02:03am]

midori
[ mood | giggly ]

http://www.johnleslie.com/

LMFAO! omg.

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[28 Nov 2002|08:54am]

darkelvis
[ mood | evil ]

May the good lord strike me down for this. My money's on Best by the way.

Poll #79148 Time's nearly up

Who's next to ascend to celebrity heaven?

Patrick Moore
1(14.3%)
Thora Hird
3(42.9%)
George Best
2(28.6%)
June Brown (alias Dot Cotton - she must have cancer by now)
1(14.3%)
Eric Sykes
0(0.0%)
June Whitfield
0(0.0%)
Ken Dodd
0(0.0%)
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haha [25 Nov 2002|07:51pm]

midori
[ mood | weird ]

LOL imagine big brother with:
john leslie
angus deayton
dale winton
gary glitter
richard bacon
ulrika jonsson

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LMAO. [22 Nov 2002|02:00pm]

midori
[ mood | happy ]

lol, i can't believe this community exists, it is my dream come true. i am from edinburgh, john leslie's home town and he is my local god.

lmao, who funnier for these revelations to come out about than john leslie. (maybe andi peters...LMFAO)

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>:( [23 Oct 2002|10:22pm]

superba
[ mood | bitchy ]

I am willing to eat my words if this ever gets further than a furious media squabble, but I think Ulrika Johnson is a sad, publicity-grabbing bitch.

Funny how she mentions something in her new book that sends it - and her - flying on to the front pages immediately, don't you think...?

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[23 Aug 2002|08:22am]

darkelvis
[ mood | tired of his stupid column ]

Is it time to hang Richard Littlejohn?

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Great storytellers of our time [19 Jul 2002|07:38pm]

ringbark
It probably won't get much coverage in the papers, but it was a year ago today that Jeffrey Archer was banged up at her Majesty's pleasure for what was supposed to be four years.

You know, when I go back and read some of the short stories he wrote, I always come away with the impression "well, we always *knew* he was a crook" as he weaves his way through scams and other crooked ways.

Even his stories where nothing actually illegal happens, they're not actually straightforward.

The problem is, even though I have read his books and enjoyed his plays, so am probably what I guess you'd call a fan, I think if I said anything too objectionable, he probably would try to sue me.

I remember when he was here in New Zealand promoting one of his books, I saw him on a television show. As he talked about his life, his writings, his travel, his politics, he was sweetness and light. Then the interviewer touched on some other things, and his whole demeanour changed. Mention that again and I'll sue you seemed to be the tone. Very ugly, very aggressive. The interviewer backed down and moved onto safer ground, and within a few seconds it was sweetness and light again!

Love your work, not sure about your behaviour with the law. I hope you've put your time inside to good use, like Hugh Cornwell did. Can we look forward to a new book or two shortly?

By the way, when will he be released? 4 years sentence from July 2001 - good heavens, it could be as early as next week!
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mariah carey [13 Jul 2002|04:25am]

guttercat
[ mood | creative ]

Hello, I'm new and making catty remarks about is *mah* life. I think there should be a law against Mariah Carey trying to reestablish her career. It's over, sista. Move on. Once one goes s.l.u.t, it's time to pick up the ashes that is left of one's life, tuck in their padded bra and go to a small town, change your name and get a job as a waitress. Then she can smile when young women come into the diner and mention her and how they used to sing along to her to her music when they were little girls. Mariah forgot one golden rule of celebrity, that is if you are not known for being ho, it's best not to take a step back and try to make people associate you with the slutdom. Before her venture into the challenging world of wet t'shirts and daisy duke shorts, Mariah was highly respected artist. Her songs were corny and full of love and the things one rolls eyes at but noone could argue that she was pretty classy and could sing. Some people disliked her but she had fans and even her harshiest critic could probably find one song of hers that was semi enjoyable. Then Mariah took a turn for the worse. She decided her body was good enough to expose to millions. She decided sophisication was boring and decided that being reduced to slutdom would sell more records. She wanted to be known as being sexy. Instead, it made her seem desprate and made people lose respect for her. Then realizing that her low cut blouses weren't going to gather very much new air to her since just about every pop princess has exposed nearly every part of their body, she thought changing her music would gather more interest to her. NOT! Now, her fans might have been able to overlook her change of clothes but her venture into sucky music and even one sucky film was too much for them to take. They had to bail out and in a hurry. Mariah should have just let her career die quietly (if it were ready to gasp it's last) before filling the world with the horrorifying images of her in a tight top and shorts and with a rainbow painted across her ass and chest. Good Gawd. *shudder* Then her fans may have been able to remember her fondly instead of as a wacked out ho. The interesting thing about Mariah is that she was a established artist and did have to change her image and reduce herself to looking like a tramp. Some do this on their way up, some on their way down but few do it when their career seems like it's a pretty good place. strange.

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[04 Jul 2002|06:54pm]

darkelvis
[ mood | bitchy ]

Fuck me. There's nothing more amusing, but at the same time infuriating, than watching two brainless thicko imbeciles trying to have an intelligent conversation.

In this case Alex and Adele from Big Brother talking about life in outer space.

But damn - when those equally shit-for-brained Channel 4 producers do put someone intelligent in the house, they usually turn out to be the biggest cunt alive.

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[30 Jun 2002|10:03pm]

superba
[ mood | gloomy ]

I've had a look through a few of the Popbitch mails I've got. Here's what I found interesting...

>> Angelina Jolie up for grabs? <<
Form an orderly queue, chaps

Is it all over for Billy Bob Thornton and
Angelina Jolie? Sources in LA tell us that
Billy Bob was caught in the act with a backing
singer from his band, and now Angelina has
left for New York with their Cambodian
rent-a-baby, Maddox.

Presumably Angelina will be booking in for
laser surgery to remove the words "Billy Bob
Thornton" which she had tattooed on her labia.

>> Semper Ridiculous <<
Geri becomes secret agent. Maybe.

Since going to LA, Geri Halliwell has
disappeared from view, leaving us all to
hope that she would see out the rest of her
life as an obscure lunatic in a distant
California suburb.

But now she is claiming that to be launching a
major Hollywood career, as a Bond-style female
secret agent in a spy film called Semper Occultus

However, seasoned Geri-watchers will remember
that Geri appeared in Cannes two years ago to
promote her forthcoming film Therapy... which
then conveniently disappeared without trace.

The smart money says Semper Occultus will do
exactly the same, and that Geri will surrender
to the inevitable Spice Girls reunion sooner
or later.

>> Smasheys and Niceys of tomorrow <<
Who's been auditioning for Radio One?

We recently reported that Radio One was trying to
woo Ant and Dec to DJ a weekend show. Not any more.
The boys have recorded a couple of pilots, but were
thought to be a bit "Capital Radio", and too
pseudo-laddish.

Adam and Joe were also considered, but were rejected
after attempting a poor Chris Morris impersonation.
Rat-faced Simon from Popworld, however, is still under
consideration.

And: Jordan owns a spacehopper with a ten inch black dildo on it.

I'll keep you updated with any other interesting things from those lovely people at the 'bitch! :P

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